December 2008
17 posts
“Thinking about it, ‘fair trade’ coffee isn’t really...”
November 2008
14 posts
SFPD are the new Trig Palin
Remember when I had that apparent warrant out for my arrest? The one for “jaywalking”? Well, apparently that case was dismissed. But that sure didn’t stop the SFPD from not telling me it was dismissed, making me go down to 850 Bryant and pay $15 for pretty much nothing.
Oh, and if my calculations are correct, the ticket that I never got because I didn’t jaywalk was...
“Among those receiving commutations was rap singer John Forte, who was charged...”
– CNN, letting everyone know that George W has the hookup for life.
Why is THAT the first thing he thinks of?
Alexis: i will tell you right now though. we will never. ever ever ever. have a chinese president. or an asian president. not even tiger woods
Ali: because they have small penises?
Alexis: exactly
new layout, new obligatory welcome post
If you are reading this, then your DNS has updated and you are viewing the newest version of the sweater brigade. Or perhaps you are reading the rss feed, which apparently works fine even though the blog wasn’t loading for many. The Internets are so complicated.
As it usually goes with my slash and burn-type updates, all old blog posts are now gone into oblivion (or my personal backup...
