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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Alexis, and I’m from San Francisco, CA. I build websites for a living, and am an aspiring iPhone developer. This is my small space on the Internets.

Under no circumstances does this tumblog support Internet Explorer or antiquated browsers. This is supposed to be the future.</description><title>the sweater brigade</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @acordova)</generator><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/</link><item><title>Lobster Dog does not stand for your bullshit.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1bvoiNDJ1qzp2qvo1_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lobster Dog does not stand for your bullshit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/437525996</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/437525996</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:02:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Palin Admits Crossing Border To Take Advantage Of Canada's Health Care System</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/palin-crossed-border-for_n_490080.html"&gt;Palin Admits Crossing Border To Take Advantage Of Canada's Health Care System&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada,” Palin said in her first Canadian appearance since stepping down as governor of Alaska. “And I think now, isn’t that ironic?”&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/434981920</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/434981920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:01:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The San Jose Giants, San Francisco’s high-Class A California League affiliate, needs host...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The San Jose Giants, San Francisco’s high-Class A California League affiliate, needs host families to house and care for the players, whose season runs from April 8 through Sept. 6. Anyone interested in participating in the program should contact Linda Pereira at (408) 297-1435 ext. 19, or fill out a form online at &lt;a href="http://www.sjgiants.com"&gt;www.sjgiants.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/429254564</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/429254564</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:39:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My Giants fandom runs deep.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyu0gpEID01qzp2qvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My Giants fandom runs deep.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/429020507</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/429020507</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:12:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"The food will be served in little boats and have little to no presentation. If this is important to..."</title><description>“The food will be served in little boats and have little to no presentation. If this is important to you, step away from the computer, grab a shotgun, and shoot yourself in the face.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;I really should start writing Yelp reviews again&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/425362987</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/425362987</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:51:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Lincecum meets Ken Griffey Jr for the first time</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sweaterbrigade.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/425337924/tumblr_kyqkpyKpRl1qzp2qv&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lincecum meets Ken Griffey Jr for the first time&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/425337924</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/425337924</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:39:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>mrgan:


I mean, where to start.
1. The new version of Microsoft...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyodm9S0rz1qz50x3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/422719557/i-mean-where-to-start-1-the-new-version-of" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mrgan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, where to start.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. The new version of Microsoft Visio - which, in case you’re not cursed with a sucky office job, is a very popular diagramming app - includes a rip-off of Panic’s &lt;a href="http://panic.com/transmit/"&gt;Transmit truck&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. They didn’t just copy the icon, of course - they first ran it through the world’s worst autotracer (check out that front grill!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. All the other icons in the app are of this “quality”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Visio also includes a groundbreaking feedback feature called Send-A-Smile/Send-A-Frown. It is of similar quality as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/panic/status/9887452719"&gt;Cabel&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/422803025</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/422803025</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:57:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cornerinfielder:

Lay off the weed, Tim.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyo7gtMIWA1qzz2q6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cornerinfielder.tumblr.com/post/422502041/lay-off-the-weed-tim" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cornerinfielder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lay off the weed, Tim.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/422507754</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/422507754</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:02:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Regarding Barry Zito in 2010</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/barry_zito.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Is he worth the GDP of Belgium? No, and he never will be. But if can replicate last season for the next four years, the contract is going to be a substantial overpayment, not a historical debacle.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh I love you, &lt;a href="http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/2/26/1328000/community-projections-barry-zito"&gt;McCovey Chronicles&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/413733898</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/413733898</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:29:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="233" id="msnbc8966bc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="launch=35572842&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="opaque" /&gt;&lt;embed name="msnbc8966bc" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="400" height="233" flashvars="launch=35572842&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/410589483</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/410589483</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:33:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Rep. Anthony Weiner, you are my hero.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqtyvn7OVw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqtyvn7OVw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rep. Anthony Weiner, you are my hero.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/410391159</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/410391159</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:46:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cornerinfielder:


rocketlauncher:

Oh,  Canada! Even without...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kya796EicG1qzqkk0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cornerinfielder.tumblr.com/post/407976127/rocketlauncher-oh-canada-even-without" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cornerinfielder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rocketlauncher.tumblr.com/post/407011825"&gt;rocketlauncher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/02/usa-whacks-canada-in-olympic-hockey.html"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh,  Canada!&lt;/i&gt; Even without government healthcare, USA thumps them 5-3 in  Olympic hockey | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://raggedywisdom.tumblr.com/post/406588808"&gt;raggedywisdom&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://iwarnachild.tumblr.com/post/406550572/excitablehonky-katharinec-oh-canada-even"&gt;iwarnachild&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/406539101/katharinec-oh-canada-even-without-government"&gt;excitablehonky&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://katharinec.tumblr.com/post/406530797/oh-canada-even-without-government-healthcare"&gt;katharinec&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HAHAHA touché, Canadia!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/408019356</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/408019356</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:26:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Susan Sarandon Vomited On By A Transsexual</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/cookie_toss_soaks_sarandon_eEqOkyXREZpBOGPppaBxdJ"&gt;Susan Sarandon Vomited On By A Transsexual&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I didn’t even bother to read this article because, well, the headline kind of speaks for itself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/406397841</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/406397841</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:05:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>binkitybonk:


SO GREAT.
tweetmuseum:

Have you seen those...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxwinvtYc1qah8j1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://binkitybonk.tumblr.com/post/405348442/so-great-tweetmuseum-have-you-seen-those" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;binkitybonk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SO GREAT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tweetmuseum.com/post/392845536/have-you-seen-those-lebrons"&gt;tweetmuseum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have you seen those Lebrons?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/405351528</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/405351528</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:44:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Best banner ad ever.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7p0haDyS1qzp2qvo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best banner ad ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/403413048</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/403413048</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:57:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes, I Hate America</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So a United States snowboarder who won the bronze medal “volunteers” to go home after TMZ releases &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/20/olympic-medalist-packs-up-after-biting-photo/"&gt;“racy” photographs of him and his medal&lt;/a&gt; (Completely SFW), but a Danish woman curler poses &lt;a href="http://www.vg.no/sport/ol/2010/artikkel.php?artid=589446"&gt;nude&lt;/a&gt; (NSFW, in Danish. Unrelated) for a calendar spread and no one cares.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I think the terrorists have already won.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/400941428/cajunboy-curling-just-keeps-getting-awesomer"&gt;rillawafers&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://generic1.tumblr.com/post/401248006/rillawafers-curling-just-keeps-getting" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;generic1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/401582829</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/401582829</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:50:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Just FYI</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky1q0yqLg91qzp2qvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just FYI&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/396790683</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/396790683</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:34:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet another Facebook fail
Edit: To make matters worse, here is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky011lXBLd1qz50x3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yet another Facebook fail&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Edit:&lt;/strong&gt; To make matters worse, here is how you get a listing of all your friends.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Click on Account &gt; Edit Friends. This takes you to a page that looks &lt;em&gt;very&lt;/em&gt; similar to the Friends page linked in the sidebar, but the background is gray. Seriously.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;In the sidebar, click All Connections.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sigh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;a href="http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/395034400/this-is-what-i-see-when-i-click-friends-in" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mrgan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what I see when I click “Friends” in Facebook’s main menu (when I log in once every 3 weeks.)  Nowhere does it show my actual Facebook contacts. Just in case you were under the mistaken impression that Facebook is for keeping in touch with your friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/neven/4365795298/"&gt;Click for full size&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Names grayed out to protect the presumably innocent.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/395220313</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/395220313</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:57:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Jesus Diaz from Gizmodo:

I’m sorry, Cupertino, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxx6qr886Q1qzp2qvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jesus Diaz from &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5472010/windows-phone-7-interface-microsoft-has-out+appled-apple"&gt;Gizmodo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I’m sorry, Cupertino, but Microsoft has nailed it. Windows Phone 7 feels like an iPhone from the future. The UI has the simplicity and elegance of Apple’s industrial design, while the iPhone’s UI still feels like a colorized Palm Pilot.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I first saw this, I couldn’t help but laugh. You’re absolutely kidding, right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/392243196</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/392243196</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:47:15 -0800</pubDate><category>windows phone 7</category><category>iphone</category><category>apple</category><category>microsoft</category></item><item><title>If I had a kitchen I could use, actual food in said kitchen, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxswpvUnOl1qzp2qvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I had a kitchen I could use, actual food in said kitchen, and wasn’t so damn anti-analog, this Moleskin would be perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/387839357</link><guid>http://sweaterbrigade.net/post/387839357</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:20:19 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
